Roasted Lover Thighs: A Recipe from the Zsolt Láng Cookbook

Roasted Lover Thighs: A Recipe from the Zsolt Láng Cookbook

Roasted Lover Thighs: A Recipe from the Zsolt Láng Cookbook

Rózsika Baly’s cookbook instructs us that, if we should find a string of red hair in our husband’s underwear and our hair happens to be pitch-black, it is time to take out the frying pan, for sooner rather than later we’ll have something to put in it. We shouldn’t forget to check, however, if our quarry is young enough, for a discarded lover is tough like the roast beef of Old England, and just as hard to digest. And as Rózsika Baly says, man lives not by what he eats but by what he digests.